Levitation Lessons (Honors Course Edition)

by peeinmysock

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A Ticket to My Reinvention (feat. Emily Montes) 00:59
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Five I like playing Roblox And I like going outside My name's Emily My name's Emily I miss school but I'm stuck inside These bitches aren't welcome to my house (five) These bitches aren't welcome to my levitation lessons (five) These bitches aren't worthy enough to hear my new album (five) But I think it might teach em a lesson (five) So here, have a ticket to my reinvention I like playing Roblox
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Voodoo 01:29
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Killing them all Watching them crawl Throw the metal ball Don't stop the fall We're having a brawl Send my dog your face He'll maul Walk down the hall I'll play with my doll Through the floor you fall I'm a voodoo bitch I do voodoo shit Sit and play with your clit I'm a voodoo bitch I do voodoo shit Sit and play with your clit You sluts look like cows I take back my vows On PornHub you browse Until you're aroused Can't deal with your shit I'm a voodoo bitch I do voodoo shit Sit and play with your clit I'm a voodoo bitch I do voodoo shit Sit and play with your clit If I stab you, you'll die But for this, you'll also cry You can't say goodbye You'll never know when you'll fly Up in the sky I declare hereby That the haters will die And maybe get a black eye Fuck you
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Incest Is Wrong 00:51
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Incest Incest is wrong Incest Incest is bad Incest is something no one should ever do People who do it belong in a zoo Also if you do incest, you will go to jail Even if you are both male And no one will ever pay the bail So next time you see your cousin Remember this song before fuckin' Incest Incest is wrong Incest Incest is bad
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Stitches 00:55
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I invented you bitches I invented you bitches I invented you bitches I invented you bitches Don't tattle like snitches Don't tattle like snitches Don't tattle like snitches I don't know where you've been, but where I'm from Bitches get stitches in their throat and their bum Don't play with Sammy or I'll send out my goons Augusto, Kingsley, Dojo Dog too Everyone loves me except for you So maybe take the hint and exit the room I invented you bitches I invented you bitches I invented you bitches I invented you bitches Don't tattle like snitches Don't tattle like snitches Don't tattle like snitches Bitch I don't like you So let me advise you To step out the way Or someone will slice you Slice you
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When a Smurf Busts a Nut 01:26
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I ask myself this question every night When a Smurf busts a nut, is is blue or white? When Smurfette takes the dick, is her pussy tight? When you leave him dry, can Papa Smurf get blue balls? I want to fuck around and find out I want to fuck around and find out If you suck a Smurf's dick, do your lips go blue? I hope so cuz I want mine to If all of the natural Smurfs are bald Are their dicks bald too? Do they have pubes? I want to fuck around and find out I want to fuck around and find out I want to fuck a smurf and find out
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Nerf This! 01:32
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(Wow, you fell far) Sorry bro, I fucked your girl all day long She says she hates you and she loves my big schlong My tip in her puss so she's creaming on the mattress And the dick game so good that she's screaming "Nerf this!" My baby don't like when you act like she's yours So you better wake up and go look for new whores She's mine now, game over Should've watched when she came over But your baby is mine So it's about time For you to close the door Cuz I'm the one she bends over for You say you're rich and I'm not? Bro where's your fucking yacht? At my table, we only have lobster with fish So I'll spoil your girl, since you can't afford a dish I touch on your girl and I play with her tits My dick so OP that she tells them "Nerf this!" But when you try to fuck all I hear is "Um, you need aim training" (You're not on my level)
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Dumb 01:03
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Oh, is she dumb Oh boy, is she dumb She thinks she's as bright as can be She's so dumb, she don't know where she's at Thinks the English Derby is a hat Gee, but she's dense No common sense Just a head of solid ivory You so dumb, you take it up the bum Cuz you're a fag and all night you eat cum Never eat, no you left all the crumbs You think you're the best But you're worse than all the rest Bitch, you're a chicken with no breast So ugly you got fired from a blowjob You never cut your hair, no you got no bob Horny but you've got no one to fuck Cuz every time we see you, we say yuck
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Battle Pass Bitch (Tier 100) (feat. Dojo Dog) 01:28
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I want the battle pass, bitch I want the battle pass, bitch Need to see the Fortnite ass, bitch Need to see the Fortnite ass, bitch You've got the gift card I know it You put it up your ass It's gross, don't show it You've gotta' have some class 'Cause we're in snobby shores where they don't respect whores Need to be careful 'cause they're carnivores I want the battle pass, bitch I want the battle pass, bitch Need to see the Fortnite ass, bitch Need to see the Fortnite ass, bitch I'll take your gift graceful Boy, yes, I am that player Don't get depressed and pull a Hannah Baker I ain't a D'Amelio but you know I'm gonna raid them I like to Glock danger so I'm on his rocket launcher Then I made his willy blow like my name's Wonka I'm not sneaky 'bout his snow I get sloppy on his shores I'm not gonna' boogie if you bomb No, I won't be your whore Get your rocks off while making a home-made reel When I'm beating up your piñata at Rocky Reels Once I'm done with you, your divot will have no dust You'll be oozing my juices like a factory tryna' flush (And now you know) I want the battle pass, bitch I want the battle pass, bitch Need to see the Fortnite ass, bitch Need to see the Fortnite ass, bitch Give me the battle pass you cow I'll send you to lobby right now Give me the battle pass now I'll send you to lobby you cow Give me the battle pass you bitch You make me gag, make me sick Fucking default
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Green M&M 01:00
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I can be a slut like a green M&M I can be your queen like Elizabeth can I can be your cum loving number one fan Slut like a green M&M Bro I just wanna call you my man I will do anything that I can Ride the Kraken like Jared McCann Take you to the prom like Haslam, LuAnn We'll fuck in France and dress like Marianne Then do it again in the back of a van And we can film it like Andrews, Diane I can be a slut like a green M&M I can be your queen like Elizabeth can I can be your cum loving number one fan Slut like a green M&M
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Cash 00:56
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You don't get it, do you? You can't afford my body, you ain't got the cash Rack up the cash Then we gone, dash No white trash will give me a rash I'll fuck you so good that you'll have a hot flash And you can't drive home cuz I know that you'll crash If he wants to fuck, then he'll give me a buck This ass ain't no potluck If you pay me, then maybe you'll suck Or I'll sit on your face with my big dumptruck Can't put in my dick cuz your ass is shitty But call me Shane Dawson how I fuck this kitty I'll wear a condom so there's no STDs Dick put you unconscious, rest in peace You ain't gotta worry, I got Plan B Not the old days, ain't no granny They give me the trophy, you know that it shine Show me your pussy so I know that it's mine Fucked an emo bitch, yeah her hair was dyed Moaned so loud the neighbors think it's suicide Okay, alright, it's the end of the song Take a look at my dick and you know that it's long
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Over 00:42
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(...over) (You're over) F you bitch, you're over You're so fucking big you couldn't fit in a Land Rover But your ass is still flat It's smaller than your shoulder Bitch my ass the size of Mass, Andover You must be from the north Cuz your attitude is colder And no you ain't no alpha, all you are's a blower You boring just like Delaware, so were you born in Dover? You're over
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Sinner 01:43
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(Kids, no more black clothes But bright and clean... If you're to make us wear bright little clothes "Oh life is so flowers and sausages"...) I'll be your sinner I'll be your savior I'll be on my best or my worst behavior I'll be your slut I'll be your man I'll be the bad bitch you know that I am I'll make you cum Fuck you in the bum Punish me like I'm in class chewing gum I don't give a fuck I'll let you be my cuck We'll fuck in the backseat of a pickup truck Gag me, choke me, my favorite ritual Let's make a porn film, audiovisual Fuck me on the daily, call that habitual Text me your nudes, let's make it digital I'll be your sinner I'll be your savior I'll be on my best or my worst behavior I'll be your slut I'll be your man I'll be the bad bitch you know that I am Tonight you'll be my sacrifice You can be my acolyte You entice my appetite Maybe I'll take a bite I'll be your sinner I'll be your savior I'll be on my best or my worst behavior I'll be your slut I'll be your man I'll be the bad bitch you know that I am I'll be your sinner I'll be your savior I'll be on my best or my worst behavior I'll be your slut I'll be your man I'll be the bad bitch you know that I am
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Be Here With Me 01:44
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We dance all night to the rock records Til the cops came and brought us to shame When we woke up in the morning We were on the plane still touring And we landed down in Logan Airport From Glasgow to Boston, I'll be there with you From Birmingham to Pilton, I'll cut hair for you 'Cause I love you, even if it's from a plane I love you and I have no shame Just say you'll be here with me too We're together all day You ask me what I've to say It's nothing For the night you'll stay But for a short time in the day Because my show is in the way Your love is never boring Even when I am touring I swear it's over soon Soon we will be soaring Below us, it is pouring Then we'll fuck like we're whoring From Glasgow to Boston, I'll be there with you From Birmingham to Pilton, I'll cut hair for you 'Cause I love you, even if it's from a plane I love you and I have no shame Just say you'll be here with me too
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Diarrhea on Your Birthday 01:09
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We all have good days We all have bad days We all have birthdays But what if all three were mixed in the sea? What would it be? Diarrhea on your birthday Diarrhea on your birthday Diarrhea on your birthday Diarrhea on your birthday You bottomed so hard that your asshole was barred And then you explode Your birthday was good, and then it was bad That's how it changed All because you had Diarrhea on your birthday Diarrhea on your birthday Diarrhea on your birthday Diarrhea on your birthday Heavy metal bitch Heavy metal bitch Heavy metal bitch Heavy metal bitch Diarrhea is just cool heavy metal shit Heavy metal bitch Heavy metal bitch Heavy metal bitch Heavy metal bitch You ain't having diarrhea on your birthday because you flop
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Lucy in the Sky With Boobies 01:25
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Your boobs look good today swaying in the wind They smell like sushi but it's okay because they're twins Yes, under your boobs is your heart And I wonder, do it fart? Your boobs Your boobs Oh, Lucy's in the sky with boobies They're swaying in the wind She flips them round and up and down and it just made her grin Oh, Lucy's in the sky with boobies They're swaying in the wind She flips them round and up and down and it just made her grin Oh, Lucy's in the sky with boobies They're swaying in the wind She flips them round and up and down and it just made her grin Jump around and make me squirm until I shoot out sperm Oh, Lucy's in the sky with boobies They're swaying in the wind She flips them 'round and up and down and it just made her grin
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Grey Area 01:53
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Don't you go Don't let them take the fuck over We've got a show The eighth of October She's on the floor We murdered her 'cause she's a 600-pound ogre We killed together But you still act like we're whatever There should be no grey area between you and I When you touch my balls and I touch your thigh They try to get between us two, black and white But all they are is grey area, they won't make us fight The fat cows won't kill our love The fat cows won't kill our love The fat cows won't kill our love The fat cows won't kill our love The fat cows won't kill our love The fat cows won't kill our love The fat cows won't kill our love The fat cows won't kill our love The fat cows won't kill our love The fat cows won't kill our love The fat cows won't kill our love The fat cows won't kill our love
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Green M&M (Beethoven Remix) (feat. Jérôme Chauvel) 01:23
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I can be a slut like a green M&M I can be your queen like Elizabeth can I can be your cum loving number one fan Slut like a green M&M Bro I just wanna call you my man I will do anything that I can Ride the Kraken like Jared McCann Take you to the prom like Haslam, LuAnn We'll fuck in France and dress like Marianne Then do it again in the back of a van And we can film it like Andrews, Diane I can be a slut like a green M&M I can be your queen like Elizabeth can I can be your cum loving number one fan Slut like a green M&M Like a green M&M Like a green M&M Like a green M&M Like a green M&M Like a green M&M Like a green M&M Like a green M&M Like a green M&M Like a green M&M Like a green M&M Like a green M&M Like a green M&M Like a green M&M Like a green M&M
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Voodoo (Barbie The Album Remix) 01:35
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released February 9, 2024

This updated version of peeinmysock's hit album Levitation Lessons includes five new tracks that didn't cut the project, providing more insight into its creation and expanding upon the versatility already present on the standard edition.

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